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  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
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    bangmelikey0urdrums:

    So i just checked my twitter this morning and

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    excuse me bitch

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    what

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    the

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    fuck

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    are

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    you

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    talking

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    about?

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    (via headbanghood)

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    yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks
    Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

    -

    Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)

    this is really powerful. wow.

    (via bright—ness)

    (Source: splitterherzen, via pizza)

    iammagicitself:

    # still the best moment in a tv show ever

    (Source: princesconsuela, via mishasminions)

    My only regret is that
    I didn’t tell enough people
    to fuck off.

    - My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

    (Source: lule-bell, via marshmallow-luke)

    girl-non-grata:

    Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

    Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

    (via deansass)

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